After days and days of staring at Russell Brands penis, we came to the conclusion that PEACOCK by Katy Perry is just a total piss take. This, in fact, R’s penis and well, yeah. WOT. So look at this photo whilst listening to Peacock and it will all make sense to you. Katy’s sex life is as non existent as this pehnuz. But I’m not one to judge.. could she even do foreplay? I wish I’d have been there when they first got down and dirty, her face. IMAGINE. I’m seriously obsessed with this. I’m sorry Russell, I can’t take you seriously anymore.
Grow Some.
Make Love.
.. Just Try.
